So I was all set to finally write my baseball post, but then I went shopping after work, to spend those gift certificates I mentioned earlier. So I apologize to the 3 male readers of this blog, because it’s basically another fashion rant but sweet jesus you guys I have looked into the face of evil tonight, and it was made of polyester.(as most evil things are)
Here are my thoughts, so that I can unburden my mind, watch some Community, and put my pretty little self to bed. Because I work on Saturdays, which is almost as upsetting as the other things I’m about to tell you.
-Shopping for jeans, or any pants, in Korea is the 7th circle of hell. Living in a world where all pants stop at size 6 (sometimes they have 8’s, for the pregnant Korean women) is the slowest form of torture. This is why foreigners shop at foreign stores – Zara, Mango (my new jam), H&M, Forever 21, etc. Korean stores can kindly kiss my larger-than-size-6 sized ass.
-I saw something more disturbing than, well, the last time I saw this. Skorts. (skirt and shorts) Few things disgust me more than skorts (Crocs, social conservatives, aggressive Southern accents, airports without free WiFi, etc). I mean where the F are you going that requires you to dress up (skirt) but still need the flexibility of shorts? Possible answers: A fancy playground, 1995, a pep rally where you will be cheering, a wedding at an amusement park, or Wimbledon where you will be playing. I refused to buy anything in this store out of principle – if I don’t stand up for the sovereignty of shorts and skirts, who will?
-Jeggings, jeggings everywhere. Real talk (no spin zone style) – if you wear jeggings you’re telling the world that you’ve given up. It’s a cry for help. End of story.
-Non-airconditioned stores + fluorescent lighting + teeny tiny dressing rooms have forced me to reconsider pregaming my shopping trips.
Sorry to be so real just then. Don’t worry, I found what I desired at Mango and Uniqlo, and hauled it out of there. Thanks for sticking with me while I worked through some stuff.
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Now, feel free to laugh at this exchange between 2 of my students yesterday:
Girl 1: “What’s your bear’s name?”
Girl 2: “Bear Bear.”
Girl 1: “That sounds Chinese.”
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Today I’m thankful that I live alone. Because I only like to sleep during the day, and my domestic skills leave much to be desired. I would take a picture of the pile of laundry I have to do, if I wasn’t already bored from talking about doing laundry.
Have a good weekend!